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A young female schoolteacher was sent to teach 8 year olds at what was recognised as the toughest school in a very rough area. The first day in class she said I want you to give me a word for each letter of the alphabet and describe the meaning to the class.

We'll start with the letter A

"Arsehole" yelled out Billy
No Billy, that is terrible we cant use that word, we will move on to the letter B

"Bastard" yells Freddy
No Freddy, that is awful we cant use that one either. She thinks "I am not even going to go near C so she asks them for a word beginning with D

"Dwarf" yells out Johnny.
Very good Johnny, I am impressed. And now can you tell the class what a dwarf is
"Yeah Miss, he's a little c*nt no bigger than I am.

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