A cat and a dog are in the vet's waiting room. The dog says,
"What are you here for?"
- "Vaccination," replies the cat. And you?"
"It's a long story. The other day I saw my mistress in the shower and started to get a hard on. She dropped the soap and when she bent down to pick it up, I lost control of myself and gave it to her doggywise."
- "Meeow, and you're going to be put to sleep for that!"
"No, I'm going to have my claws taken out."
(Not only "Mans" best friend).
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