[Fox Mulder]

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1. The problem with allowing dogs in the house.
2. You thought The Bangles and The Go Go Girls were big acts...just wait until The Matching Thongs hit the air waves!
3. "I can't believe I'm actually posing nude in a thread called I Love You, Funny Face!"
4. "Hi Martha...oh no. I'm not up to much- just getting a facial. No silly, I'm not at the beauty salon!"
5. Seconds later, the cute little gymnast was in for the surprise of her life. Choose your spotters carefully!
6. Talk about mixed signals...does she love him or does she want him to fuck off?
7. If you are about to go muff diving you have to dress the part.
8. Those glowing eyes...those claws...we are looking at a teen possessed! Call the Exorcist!
9. All bras and bikini tops should be cleverly hung on the ceiling where short women can't reach them.