[sooty]

Going down to the workshed one day a father surprised his 15 year old son masturbating. In an understanding manner the father explained that what the boy had been doing was natural enough because the urge for release was strong.
"But you must save all that energy and not waste it" he said. "That sperm is your life essence. Save it until you are a man and can use it in the normal manner."
The boy promised and the years slipped by.
He was given a great party on his 21st birthday and when the guests had left he thanked his dad. "I never forgot what you told me in the shed years ago," he said. "And I saved my seed like you told me to. But now I am a man and I have 3 barrels full. Heck Dad, what the hell will I do with it all?"

Here is an odd assortment of photos that dont necessarily fit anywhere else. Is the photo of the lady by the car door real or a Photoshop clanger? I checked on Google and there is a town in NewFoundland called Dildo so it is not a put up job (boom boom).