[Pervy Hubby]

It was finally time to perform in front of a live audience. Before the show everyone was jittery and charged up. Sue and a meeting with the director, and left upset. She wouldn't tell me why.

The audience was definitely into the show, and it was thrilling to see the ladies take off their panties right before they stepped onto the stage. When the time came for my big scene, I was in for a shock. I knelt in front of Sue, and when she spread open her legs her hair pie was right on my face! We had always assumed that she would leave her panties on in this scene, because the audience would never be able to tell the difference. Right before the show, however, the director told her to take leave her panties off because it would give the scene an extra erotic charge.

He was right! I had only seen my sister's bush a few times before, and now it was right in my face. I felt a definite stirring in my loins, and could not remember my lines. Someone had to whisper them from off stage. Sue mostly kept her composure, but she was bright red. (Her face I mean... all I could see was bush.) I noticed that people were giggling and pointing at me, and realized that I had a hard-on. Sue and I were so overwhelmed with embarrassment, lust, etc., that we barely made it through the scene.

The director was mad afterwards about the boner, and complained that we could be arrested for indecency. I promised to do whatever I had to do to control myself. I planned to think unsexy thoughts when the time came.

The second night Sue gave another curve ball, though. Being on stage made her self-conscious about her big bush, so she did some trimming. That meant that when my scene came, I could actually make out her pink pussy lips. I had to practically do the scene with my eyes closed.

Anyway, we survived and we can laugh about it now. Sue still teases me about the boner, decades later. A tree fell in her yard, and she asked me for help because, "You obviously know how to deal with unwanted wood." Ouch.