[Fox Mulder]

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1. Mary's Valentine's Day blow job was so spectacular that she and Joe began to dissolve.
2. Jane discovered that baked beans was not the wisest choice for her girlfriend's Valentine's Day meal.
3. If your Valentine chokes on her bubblegum, just squeeze her breasts- that ought to dislodge it!
4. Someone forgot to give her lover a Valentine's Day card- so now she has to to write words of love elsewhere.
5. Same problem here- except this absent minded girl writes with lipstick- and uses the other side of the "paper."
6. " The Awakening." It's is an example of why it's no fun to spend Valentine's Day in a dorm with a mean roommate.
7. Love sick girls should not be locked indoors on Valentine's Day- or they'll go nuts.