[Fox Mulder]

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1. Women everywhere are "raising facial awareness" by directing penises back at their lovers just before orgasm...
2. ...they are calling this practice "Reverse Facial Revenge" or, informally: "Let's See How YOU Like It, Buddy!"
3. The new Iron Man XXX movie will be out this summer. Iron Man's penis is shown here in this exclusive photo.
4. 100,000 cans of Reddi Whip were recalled today after a disgruntled worker was found masturbating in the formula.
5. Speaking of masturbation, here's two young students sharing new techniques at Sadie's Self Abuse School.
6. In response to "Reverse Facial Revenge" men are fighting back by making their lovers sleep on the wet spot.
7. Got a friend with a bad attitude? Spray her with 'bird away" and those naughty gestures will disappear!
8. Some men can't find the G-Spot- while other men need help even finding the vagina.
9. "A vibrator hidden in a Chap Stix?" Poor naive Kim not only doesn't believe- she's totally unaware that Anne is using one at this very moment.
10. When Vera was alone she liked to dress up and pretend she was Mata Hari, seducing officers for military secrets.