[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right- top to bottom)

1. After sucking a flaccid penis for 30 minutes, Julie is getting frustrated- but Julie is no quitter. Slurp on, Julie!
2. Doing her best imitation of a "Hose Monster."
3. Cum up the nose...the guy is in for a BIG white surprise when she sneezes...a reverse facial perhaps?
4. He came in her face while she was waiting for her nails to dry...Anne's boyfriend was just a little mean sometimes.
5. This is the new thing in Alaska- it's called the Nose Job.
6. "Tight young ass...it's what's for dinner." (Once again, use your best Sam Elliot voice when you say that.)
7. How girls look when you offer them $10,000 for a blow job.
8. Eat too much pussy and your eyes will do that.
9. The sun is going down and the long ride is over...and someone with a red pussy never wants to ride like this again.
10. No caption needed- the faces say it all.