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1/ Before the examination, Scott asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients' problems.

The Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.

'Okay then,' Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

"It wont go down!" Scott replied.

2/
Doctor - I have good news and bad news.
Patient - Ok, give me the bad news first.
Doctor - Well, I'm afraid that you only have 7 days left to live
Patient - bursts out crying "That's terrible, what could possibly be good news after that??"
Doctor - I have just got a hot date for tomorrow night with that blonde nurse over there.

The girls in the photos seem to enjoy a bit of fun

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