[sooty]

People (mostly men) with Asperger's Syndrome have a habit of taking things literally or exactly as something is said rather than in general context.

Anyway a man with AS had always wanted to have anal sex with his wife. Eventually one night when they went to bed she was feeling rather adventurous and said "Honey, if you turn out the bedside light you can stick it up my arse" to which he replied "Do you want me to wait for the globe to cool down a bit first?"

He is due to be released from hospital on Wednesday.

Photos are from Tumblr - there are some lucky dogs around