[Fox Mulder]

(Captions read left to right -top to bottom)

1. Eyeballs....get it?
2. Eye-balls...you see, his balls are in her eyes...it's a pun...oh fuck it!
3. You and I are looking at the tanned ass and panties. Jake is looking at that tattered skirt and wondering why she never wears the dress he bought her for her birthday last August. Jake is a very small and petty man.
4. If your girlfriend starts acting crazy and drooling she might have hydrophobia... notify the authorities at once!
5. "Oh damn! That reminds me...I forgot the coffee creamer!" (Dee is a terrible shopper but she gives a great BJ)
6. Francine is having a terrible dream that some pervert is taking pictures of her while she sleeps...(Uh oh!)
7. Some women will just say "no" with confidence...
8. ...others shrink in fear...
9. ...but Evelyn absolutely worships the uncircumcised cock. (Take heart, you anteaters!)