[KarlMalone]

Emma Thompson mistaken for a man while walking naked through some sheep

"And I was really worried, it was terrifying. I said, 'What time?' 'Well, it was during the day, sometime in the afternoon.' From behind me, on the stairs, Guyer [Emma's daughter], in her PJs was going, 'Wasn't that about the time that you came up from the river, mum?' Because behind the house there's a field and a pond. And there's sheep in the field, but they don't mind if I walk up naked.

"And I thought, 'Oh my God, oh my God'. Making the connection I could see the same thing happening to the policeman. And I could see him, as he backed off, and I was thinking, he's going to go back to the station and he's going to say, 'You see that Emma Thompson? Her tits must be so low that from a distance they read as testicles'."