[Fox Mulder]

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1. "I'll put it to a vote...how many members think I should suck this thing?"
2. When you have large breasts, you need all kinds of help keeping them packaged properly.
3. Jay thinks he has his girlfriend's permission for a facial!
4. He does!
5. The conga line of your wildest dreams. You are picturing yourself somewhere in the middle -aren't you?
6. High winds on the beach today...
7. A proper lesbian kiss is not a face mashing, giggling inhibited mess...
8. You've got to open up and let that tongue in!
9. "OK...the votes are in....and it looks like...
10. WE ALL WIN!