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"This may be us someday, or maybe we are already there!"
Best speeding excuse ever!

When asked by a young patrol officer
"Do You know you were speeding?"
This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated:
"Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."
The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.
Makes perfectly good sense to me.