CAPTION PICTURES
(They read left to right-top to bottom)
1. The least enthusiastic titty fuck you are likely to see today.
2. If your penis is too large- your girlfriend will give subtle signals to let you know.
3. Just found this pic on the Internet... and now she's making a funny face because she's making a funny face (huh?)
4. Caught sniffing her best friend's panties Marilyn has no choice but to...
5. Finally come out of this closet.
6. Finding her clitoris without the aid of GPS.
7. I'm guessing you can't do this. Please don't try. Really...I'm not kidding... don't.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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