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5. Maybe He Can Plead Judgment Impaired

What do you do when your drug dealer stiffs you? Willie Avery of Corpus Christi decided that his best action to take was to call 9-1-1.

Apparently Avery gave a guy ten dollars to go buy him a pinch of marijuana and (big surprise) the man never returned. Feeling robbed, Avery did what every drug buyer would do, he called 9-1-1 for emergency help. When the police arrived he first said he was beaten and robbed, but finally broke down and told the truth.

He was charged with filing a false report which is a misdemeanor. Lesson learned.