POST HOLIDAY CAPTIONS
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1. A second later she got it in the face, learning the hard way... (Never look a one eyed trouser snake in the eye.)
2. Jenny watches too many "Happy Days" reruns..."Heeeey! It's the Fonz!"
3. Guys, if you want your girl to swallow- don't eat fast food. It make your semen taste like salty rancid goat milk.
4. Carlos and Nancy were new to the whole S&M thing...very new.
5. A naked girl in the snow...does it give you wood? It worked for somebody!
6. Every paintball players wet dream.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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