[Fox Mulder]

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1. "Uh...(hee hee)...could you...uh...(hee hee)...call a paramedic?"
2. Yes, artists are very eccentric. Why do you ask?
3. This picture needs no caption- just enjoy it.
4. This is how I want to be awakened every morning of my life.
5. On December 27th 2004- this guy got the best belated Christmas gift ever.
6. The blow job is on hold while the "American Idol" judges announce the winner.
7. You can also blame "American Idol" for ruining this hand job. That show has got to go!
8. This young woman never acts like this...what could be the reason. What's that you say? In her hand?
9. "Now where did I put my drink? It was here somewhere...Oh! Damn!"
10. Chelsea's Spanish is not so good. Whatever she just said to her Mexican guest must have been very good!