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1. "I gots to axe you a question... did you cheat on me wit my home girl?"
2. It was at this point that Cindy realized her boyfriend was a vegetable.
3. Joe just won the lottery AND his girlfriend wants a new car- this is going to be HIS day...
4. "Dick, I'd like you to meet Muffy...for god's sake stand up when you are being introduced!"
5. In these tough times women who can't afford a bikini are finding unique ways to show off at the beach
6.. Match makers Hilary and Becky have decided there is only one way to get Dave and Maggie together
7. She's like a Chatty Cathy Doll, pull the string and you'll be amazed at what she says...
8. Jonna always wins at strip poker parties- but somehow her opponents get all the guys.
9. FANTASY GYNECOLOGY CAMP...The best $3000 Frank ever spent in his whole life.
