[Fox Mulder]

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1. Awwww...I don't care what she did...I'm letting this one out!
2. Two lesbian pals try out the new vibrator known as "The meat grinder"
3. "The Ultimate Tease" about to end her birthday strip show for you -and it took her 20 minutes to take that skirt off!
4. Sheena, the top attraction at Martha's brothel, gives the best hand jobs you'll ever have- guaranteed.
5. She's not the first coed to go to bed with a monkey and wake up with a banana.
6. "Did it just whistle? I swear I heard it whistle!"
7. Intimacy is a lost art with the younger generations...
8. WARNING: If you get so drunk that you pass out- you'll miss the best parts of the party.
9. "Here is ze bearded clam in eet's natural habitat." The Undersea World of Jacques Cooze-stow
10. Cindy's pussy does impressions: Here it does the red headed detective from CSI Miami.