Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small
car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed
the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief
won't be able to find it — let alone turn it on – even if someone
tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a
month, and can be a real b*tch to start in the morning! Some have
reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you
can’t get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain,
and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low
price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the
curb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk
increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This
model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year
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