[Fango]

Originally Posted by osreb

The wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers, so I did.

Her name is Lucy and she's 21.

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Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent County Show, a spokesman said "We will struggle to find another man of the same calibre".

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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend,
Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible.

Or in other words B.I.G.T.I.T.S.

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Just been to the gym, they've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick.

It's great though as it does everything ---- "KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot.."

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Question recently asked on the streets of Britain "Are there too many immigrants in Britain?"

17% said yes, 11% said no and 72% said "I am not understanding the question please"

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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers bust she wants the 12 clothes pegs back.

https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/atta...9&d=1322349118

Love this one! If you happen to have any more or remember where you got it, please post or let me know.

Thanks

Fango