Thanksgiving Problem Solved
A dad in Arizona calls his son in Montana before Thanksgiving and says...
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news this time of year, but I need to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing - 45 years with her is too much."
"Pops, what the heck are you talking about?" son screams.."We just can't stand the sight of each other any longer," father says. "I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Texas and tell her the bad news.
"The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "Let me take care of this."Sister calls home immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow, we will talk about this during Thanksgiving. Till then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" then she hangs up.
The ol' feller looks at the phone, grins and turns to his wife.
"Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving now... and paying their own way!"
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