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Old 11-15-2011, 04:33 PM
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Sunday the girls just spent at the beach there was no crew stay over. Monday the Girls last day was also spent on the beach. The fly friend was due to crew back that evening. Pam and Victoria where due to fly back next day. The alternate crew to her friends normal crew flew in with the next lot of holiday makers on a private charter. They where flying back commercial.

This meant that they got a few hours stop over. Time to eat and freshen up. The crew landed at the hotel. Because the flew charter they don't need a full compliment but going back commercial meant they needed an extra crew hence Pam's friend flying back as crew. When it didn't take long for the questions about what had been going on surfaced. Well the usual "What goes on off canopy stays off canopy." was uttered. A few jibes where made.
This led to some banter and a little bit of horse play which led to Pam being picked up and chucked in the pool.

Retaliation followed. Pam and her friend chucking one of the crew in uniform into the pool. This wasn't such a big thing plenty of spares are kept all over the place. But the girl on getting out slipped and twisted her ankle. Well now this was a problem. There was no stand-bys around. So after phoning head quarters and a bit of desperation the ground manager says what about Pam. Are you still certified. Pam had kept her certification up just as a stand-by stand-by. So Pam finds herself at airport in uniform. They'd got Victoria transferred to the commercial fly.

The ground manager had found out what had gone on and was not pleased to here that the crew had decided to use there down time for lounging around the pool. He said that a report would be filed. The captain said that that would be problematic for one of his crew who had just recently been written up for some bad work or attitude. The ground manager who apparently the girls hate was very quick to pounce on the opportunity.

He'd been after Pam's mate for a while, she being single, but she would never date him. Pam's friend agreed to the date but said she'd get even with the others. The captain said that the other's girls should so some solidarity. One of the crew asked the ground manager what it would take to let Pam's friend off the date. He laughed and said ho you lot to streak departures and fly home naked. Well the first part and second part where do able in principle but not without getting the sack.

It was at this point that the first officer pointed out that Victoria wasn't staff and she was the cause of the problem which led to the accident. The ground manager smiled. "Okay he said. you can all streak the standby room and fly commando. your frind here has to walk through security in just a dress and fly home naked in the rear jump.

So the crew are lined up in the standby room in full uniform and have to strip naked with two or three crews in there. They run its length. Whilst they did the run the ground manager had their underwear collected so that they had no choice but to fly fully commando no panties and or bra.

Poor Victoria was taken to the ground managers office which was public side of the canopy and had to strip naked for him then go through security in just a dress he selected from her case. Very short and somewhat see-through. Security had a treat. Once on the plane she was taken to the rear jump and spent the fly naked. She was only allowed her dress back after all passengers had disembarked. She had to streak the plane which she did willingly.
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