[thecleaner]

I recently booked a room at the Standard Hotel in NYC. THis hotel has windows that look right out at a park. I made sure we arived after dark and had all lights on. My wife never knew that all those out on the street could see into our room the entire time. It was a special ocasion for us so she wore lingerie and we had several romps infront of the window. The next day we went for a walk in the park and she noticed that every room was in plain sight from the park. She slapped me a little and said "I guess some folks got a show from us last night".