[unklernie]

The doors slam on the Tahoe as the tipsy MILFS exit and come up to the front steps slowly. The one in front has a flashlight and shines it on the steps. The camera picks them up now and even with the low light I can see that all three are late 30's to mid 40's, a bit chubby but not BBW's by any stretch. Probably they have lived in the area all their lives and were High School classmates. They slowly open the farmhouse door. I have my finger on the graff button and as they enter I give it a short pulse of purple light. They stop dead in the doorway just short of the rug. The one with the flashlight, a blonde, also carries an iPhone that apparently has a paranormal app going. She steps forward slowly looking at the phone as the others follow. As they all step on the rug I spring the trap and with a crash they slide down the trap door to the mattresses below. The cameras catch the look of complete surprise on their faces, and before they can recover from the drop I pulse the sprayer 5 times filling the containment with a heavy dose of cloriform. The blonde and a brunette, mouths still agape in surprise, try to crawl forward but drop as the mist hits them. The chubbier MILF with obviously home-colored red hair was not so fortunate on the drop. I see she has landed badly and twisted her ankle and moans as she drifts into her induced sleep. I raise the trap door back up and the pins secure it. Now I have some work to do before they awaken.

I go outside and find they have left the keys in the Tahoe so I am able to park it behind the machine shed making it undetectable from the road. Just like my deputy friend said they had been drinking and the smell of booze and cheap perfume was strong in the usual "soccer mom" ride, now turned ghosthunter vehicle. The driver, the blonde apparently was the SUV owner as a photo of her and her 2 kids, no husband in the photo, was laminated onto a tag the key fob. I pocket the keys and return to the basement to begin the fun...more to come on this haunting weekend...