[Fox Mulder]

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1. During a snowstorm in Minneapolis, john received this picture from his ex girlfriend, Sandy- now living in Hawaii.

2. Kim, the telekinetic lesbian, could flip 'em over and pants 'em...all with her mind!

3. The Johnson sisters prepared to walk past the college quarterback's house...which one would get a ride home?

4. "I know you think this is one of those dreams where everyone is naked except you...I've got some bad news. This isn't one of those dreams. Maybe next party you can go a little easy with the keg..."

5. BEFORE THEY SAW THE PHOTOGRAPHER: "OK- I don't see anybody- let's make a dash for it."

6. Valerie loses yet another bet.

7. Why the Packers are so good on the road. The GM puts a willing cheerleader in every hotel room after wins.

8. "I LOVE birthday surprises...OK let me guess...is it flowers?...chocolate?...a pair of warm socks?"