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1. OK kids...just so you know...your girlfriend sends you something like this? She's pissed.
2. 99% of Cock cancer has been traced to the actions of one deadly woman. Avoid her at all cost.
3. "OK, sing along with me, kids: Rudolf the red-nosed right breast...had a very shiny nose!"
4. "Uh, uh, uh, mm, mm...Hey, wait a minute...this doesn't make me a lesbian does it?"
5. "OK OK! Polly wants to see my tits...but this is the LAST TIME!"
6. Jodie is about to have "unsafe sex."
