[Fox Mulder]

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1. The Sharpie Company has never revealed where the brown Sharpies come from- until now.
2. Genetic Experiment #257: Cross a sheep with a bikini model
3. Come on...are you really against same sex marriage? Really?
4. Having killed her peeping Tom, Lucinda poses triumphantly with the corpse before going back to her sun bathing.
5. The mustard flavored condom activated Gina's gag reflex.
6. "My boyfriend is so sweet! we couldn't afford Pisa, but he arranged for me to see the leaning tower all the same."
7. Marleen knew exactly how (and what) to serve her Italian boyfriend at lunch.