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1."Girlie, is this how you waste you're time? Taking pussy pictures? In my day we did hard core!"
2."Oh...good! There it is! I swear I'd lose my ass if it wasn't attached!"
3. WOMEN ON SOFA: Blonde: "I hate her!" Brunette: "I wish I had an ass that looked good in a thong!"
4. The trouble with loose vaginas: "Uh...a little help here? Uh...I think I'm impaled on this thing!"
5. The bikini-top stealing pool shark has struck again.
6. "Have you seen Vince Wiley? He's about 6' tall and he used to contribute to his thread."
7. "I think you mean Fox Mulder. He's over there making wild love to Dana Scully." (I have a rich fantasy life.)
8. "I am for you, Jim Kirk." (If you haven't seen the original Star Trek episode- you won't get it.
9. "Are you sure you're with the church?"
10. Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It's why no one at the beach lays anywhere near Laura and her husband.