A cannibal was walking through the jungle and
came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow
cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and
looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $12.50
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean
one? They're so full of crap, it takes all day."
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