09-13-2011, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by sniffles77
We got cornered in the hot tub by a lady in her 60's or 70's.
As friendly as she was (and she wouldn't stop talking to us for an hour), she probably weighed 300lbs and was covered from the neck down with thick, purple varicose veins. She looked like a fat, pudding filled, fleshy road map. There wasn't one square inch on her wretched body that wasn't bulging with worm-like undergrowth. I was throwing up in my mouth while trying desperately not to be rude.
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Sounds sort of like the hot tub scene in About Schmidt, only worse.....
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