[sniffles77]

Back when I was in my 20's, I took my girlfriend to a popular nudist camp outside our city. It was her first time and she loved it. She was getting her Physical Ed degree and she was a hard body. We had a great day running around meeting younger couples, playing volleyball, having fun until...

We got cornered in the hot tub by a lady in her 60's or 70's.

As friendly as she was (and she wouldn't stop talking to us for an hour), she probably weighed 300lbs and was covered from the neck down with thick, purple varicose veins. She looked like a fat, pudding filled, fleshy road map. There wasn't one square inch on her wretched body that wasn't bulging with worm-like undergrowth. I was throwing up in my mouth while trying desperately not to be rude.

25+ years later and I still cannot shake how fugly she was.