Any guy who wants to change places with the fully dressed dude in the hat raise your hands and wave back to the painted lady.
In the Southern US, they would say he's got an expression on his face "like a possum eating do-do." Yup, he knows he is sitting in the "cat bird seat."
While the guy in the other picture had to get all full of paint and look stupid to ride alongside that shapely nude babe. But, hey, anybody think that wasn't worth the effort?????