[allthatjazz]

This isn't a sexy story at all, but it's kind of funny. Many years ago, when I was in the Navy, my ship was in Gaeta, Italy for a few days. We had heard that there was a nude beach nearby, so a few of us young, horny sailors wanted to check it out. We didn't know exactly where it was, but our friendly cab driver did, of course.

We were a little disappointed to discover that the beach wasn't very crowded, so there wasn't a great deal of "scenery" to enjoy. Of course, it was great being at a nude beach for the first time, because it felt so good to be naked outdoors, and it was nice to come out of the water and not have a soggy bathing suit hanging off me.

After a while, I grew bored with looking at the few women that were there, so I decided to go for a walk. I walked for quite a distance, and I suddenly realized that many people were staring at me. To my shock, I saw that I had walked too far, and I was now on the clothed part of the beach. Needless to say, I turned around and walked very quickly back to where I had started. I can laugh about it now, but I was pretty damn embarrassed about it at the time!