[REQ] 2 video requests you're unlikely to have
 

I have 2 requests for videos -- one which I know does exist and one which might not exist.

First up, back in the 80s a company called Excalibur Films (I think) used an unusual intro clip to their VHS tapes. It started out like an ordinary color bar test pattern but slowly the bars "rolled up" to reveal a nude woman reclining on a sofa -- as if the color bars were actually a partition between the camera and the nude woman. She would act surprised/embarrassed (ENF style) when she was revealed, then get up and scoot to the other side of the sofa, only to be revealed there a moment later.

Now I have 2 copies of this -- one has really bad color bleed on the test pattern but decent quality and color on the woman. The other has excellent color clarity on the bars but the woman is a little washed out and spotty. Has ANYONE got a good version of this clip where both the color bars AND the woman are clear and in good color? See screenshot below for my good-bars-not-so-good-woman version.

Second, this is the one you're not likely to have but if anyone has anything remotely like this I am game. I want a video, even a short one, of a woman at the doctor's office being made to go back into the waiting room full of patients while wearing a little hospital gown (or completely nude). Also any scene of the woman being weighed on the doctor's scale while nude would be nice, too.

Super thanks in advance!

Can you please post the video(s)?

Thanks

Fango

Color Bars Test Pattern videos
 

Here they are, Fango. My own cap from a VHS I bought in the 90s and the one I found online which has much better color bars but the woman is washed out and spotty.

Thanks very much. Not that bad looking for something from the 80s, actually.

Thanks

Fango

All good except for the brown sofa
 

Yeah, except for the ghastly brown sofa. :-)

There was a sofa?

Good call.
 

Cute. Real cute. :-)

LOL!!

goofy but sexy
 

Even if nobody has a better version of this little gem, how about other videos which are similarly goofy but sexy?