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Useless Penis Facts

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

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Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

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Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ

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Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

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Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection:
from 2 min to 2 weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

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Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie: 7 years

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In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some
meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen
after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give
it a pleasant and sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos,
kiwi, lemons, g****fruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey
Brown, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender,
licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.

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Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood,'
a name for an a.m. Erection.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls
will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

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Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

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