ARE U CREATIVE , WITTY & FUNNY then enter this ZONE
 

r u funny n witty ?

write ur comments or dialogs or monologs:D

use ur creative mind

A --- oh my god what r my lines why is distracting me?

B ---- what is the matter he is so pale Speak up buddy

A. I love these teleconferences.

B. Nobody else can see me in this teleconference...can they?

My Attempt
 

A - and now for the political report. Both the right and left seem to have taken a up-turn.
With the recent cold weather there are some perking up signs of interest.
The central belt is looking lean and there has been further trimming since the "bush" administration....
Having stripped away all attempts at the recent cover-up, the police are reporing that all they have in the way of leads are a number of comments on an adult web site

B - What the hell do these guys know....I am stood here naked with teh web cam running and all he can do is talk about politics and weather.....!!!