Carnival!!
 

well, it's not the real carnival in Brazil - it's some knockoff, in San Francisco, I think. But who cares - in fact, seeing all those gorgeous fit Brazilian girls can get a bit old - they're not being sl*tty, that's just Brazil. These girls though - these girls are just good old American girls trying to fill some need because their parents got divorced or something, and are putting on costumes just a bit too small in a desperate bid for YOUR attention... that's sl*tty, that's hot.