Swimming Costume Model
 

Was walking down the street with my new trainers on and I saw a bird. She was well fit with massive tits and a really nice arse as well. "Hello," I said " fancy a drink at the pub with me?" "No," she replied, "I have a boyfriend he is well hard and will beat you up if you buy me a drink, so no thanks mate!"

Then her mobile phone went off- Beep Beep- It was her boyfriend sending her a text saying that he had just split up with her! She she came up to me and said "OK let's get a drink now I am thirsty."

I bought myself a beer, which was £2.55, and she had a Britivc Orange for £1.60. I meant to add she was 5 feet 11 inches tall, I would have mentioned that at first but I was too busy looking at her tits, which were massive. So we were having a long conversation about what she did for a living, she was an air hostress from Sweden, she wanted to be a model too because she said she got really horny thinking about all the men looking at her naked pictures.

So after we had a drink I gave her my mobile number but she never texted me, so I rang her but it wasn't working because she had given me the wrong number! So anyway I thought I would try my luck with another well fit bird that I met on the internet.

"Hello," I said, " I liked your profile on Myspace I think you are gorgeous."

"Wow," she said, "thats the nicest thing a man has EVER said to me."

I was really impressed by that until she mentioned that she was lying, all the blokes say that all the time to her. So Iused a different teactic, I said although she was really plain looking I did think her tits were ace.

She said that was the most honest thing anyone had ever said to her, so I said OK lets go to the pictures. We watched a film with Keanu Reeves but I was so bored I walked out and went to McDoanlds. When the film finished she went home and watched celebrity X Factor on channel 3, and I watched it with her, then we went to bed together it was a very erotic night let me tell you! Later I found out that she was a real model, not a wannabe, she models swimming costumes for older ladies, and I saw some of her photos they are very good!