Think I got it
 

Okay, here goes my first try. This is an ex g/f of mine. She would certainly be pissed, but oh well. Like I said, I've never posted these, but this board is just great, and it's the least I can do for all of your hard work here. Hope you like.

Those are great everlong057!

Keep up the good work.

Thanks,

Thanks Alex, any other comments are welcome.

hotttt ex gf you have there...why's she an ex??

Thanks. She's an ex for several reasons, most of which are the usual. Very high maintenance, but most of all full of drama and a bit psycho. We're still friends and occasional f**k buddies. Unless she ever sees these that is. ;)

whatever
 

whatever it is you got, don't give it to me! you know they make pills now to control the burning...

Not quite sure I get that one dude. And I'm sure you would know about all of the latest technologies for the burning.

Oh, never mind, I believe I get what you meant.

great ex and thanks for the post. and post more if you have them.. :D

Damn, that is one sweet ass! Great post. Any more exes? :D