Beauty and the Beast
 

I hope these men realize how lucky they are! But let's be honest, most of us aren't here to look at the men!

Our first contestant: Husband #1

Husband # 2
 

lucky guy

Husband #3
 

Another, They would certainly win for ugliest sofa!

Husband #4
 

Definitely gets points for "best dressed!"

I didn't vote in your poll (yet) but if you don't mind I would like to comment. First of all, I believe that you can find beauty in everyone. The first guy...sure, he's balding but his tool isn't bad at all. In the second set, If I were to have to choose the beast, I would say its the female. The third set, no comments and the fourth set...both look good I guess. Don't mean to diss your post...And thanks for posting!

I concur, it was meant in the spirit of good humour. There is someone for everyone. I think there is a reason that so many of the men blur their faces in these type of photos and you will notice I didn't enter the contest myself! :)

Poll
 

The guy in the first is Bob, a porn camera man from England, works with Terry (one eyed jack) Stevens & sometimes with Steve (Ben Dover) Perry. And hes not married to anyone, as to the others..... each to thier own I guess!

One way or other, they all get my vote.
 

I agree, this post is meant for its humorous theme. Put me in the place of the guy in any of them and I'd be one happy camper. Skinny, balding, small-cock, doesn't matter. It's all in how well you hit it, rather than the size of the tool anyway. I like the cocksucking lady in #2, she can really take it nicely. The lady in #1 is not voluptuous, nor exceptionally pretty. But, again, it's not as important as how well she can pleasure her man.

There's someone for everyone, and that's what makes the human race so unique. ;)

Guy 1- his tool isnt bad? I must be blessed then!

Guy 4 is the luckiest he has the best looking girl, and not very well hung!