Sleeping Beauty: Your Bachelor Pad Dilemma
 

They made you work a double shift. You are beyond exhausted. As you enter your bachelor pad you realize you forgot to lock the front door. You drag yourself to the bedroom. Momentarily you are abruptly alert.......there is a naked beauty fast asleep in your bed. You suddenly become horny......very horny! But you are not a rapist or a sex offender. Now you see your dilemma.......what do you do? Well, as her hubby, maybe start with, as you gently shake her shoulder, "Hi. My name is Horny. What's yours?"