Fuse Totally Uncensored Advertisement DVD
 

Back in 2004, during the heyday of Girls Gone Wild, the cable channel Fuse ran a promo called the Totally Uncensored Advertisement. The commercial starts normally, as a boring promo for Fuse, then suddenly turns into a GGW parody, with all of the women in the ad flashing, getting topless and partying wildly. The commercial ran censored on TV, but viewers could call a number and order a DVD of the uncensored version of the ad, along with some bonus features. I managed to acquire a (very, very rare) copy of the DVD several years ago, and capped everything that is on it. However, even though I've been aware of this ad ever since it first aired, I never knew who the women in the ad were; they are not credited anywhere and have remained unidentified for twenty years. Today, though, I had the idea to ask burger1701 to run facial recognition searches on them, and he was able to come up with the names for two of them. I assumed that they would just be anonymous nobodies, but that turned out to not quite be the case. The hot blonde in the blue top (my favorite in the ad) is RebXecca CorXmier, who appeared in an episode of Show Me Yours, where she did another topless scene, and then basically retired from acting and became a real estate agent. But the real surprise, and what makes this a unique find, is that the brunette turned out to be NicXole KarXkic, an on-air meteorologist/morning show host for The Weather Network, Canada's equivalent of The Weather Channel. It's pretty shocking, more than a little amusing, and incredibly hot to see this professional, straitlaced, successful, fairly well-known weatherwoman/TV personality "gone wild", getting topless and flashing (multiple times) in a twenty-year-old comedic commercial that she made before she was famous. As far as I know, this has flown under the radar for two decades, with nobody making the connection between this commercial and Nicole before today. Really amazing stuff.

(For those interested, here's an interview with Nicole about her career. She started out with aspirations of being an actress, then became a TV host, before becoming a meteorologist, which explains how she ended up in this commercial.)

(Unfortunately, the Black woman in the commercial remains unidentified. If anyone has any leads on who she is, please post!)

Attached are the entire contents of the DVD as VOB files, ripped by me (the password for the RAR is toohotfortv); edits that I made for each of the three women featured in the commercial/special features; and the original censored version of the commercial that aired on Fuse, which has some different footage that does not appear on the DVD.

Again, in case you missed it, the password for the RAR is toohotfortv. And major thanks to burger1701 for his amazing work in figuring out who the women in this ad are. I'd been wondering for two decades, and now I finally know.

Enjoy

Fango

Nicole
 

For those who may doubt my certainty when it comes to the ID of Nicole, some non-nude pics of her to compare to a screenshot from the commercial, along with a proof collage that I made showing that her moles match up perfectly.

There are plenty more pictures of her on her Instagram, if you'd like to see what she looks like now, in her guise as a professional television meteorologist. Easily Googleable.

Fango

Amazing work Fango and Burger

NicXole KarXkic Gone Wild
 

I couldn't resist: Here's Nicole delivering a very special weather report. ;)

Enjoy

Fango

Nicole's forecast
 

Fango[/QUOTE]
You sir, are an artist.

The mystery has finally been solved: she's LeiXnea CrXuz, a model/aspiring media personality:

youtube.com/@leiXneacrXuz/
web.archive.org/web/20090225054709/http://www.leiXneacrXuz.com/

(Remove X's)

She's definitely the most "adult model" of the three women in the commercial. She posed for several sites, but those pictures seem to have disappeared now. You can see a slideshow of some of them on her YouTube channel. Oddly, she doesn't seem to have had any web presence for the last 17 years or so. Still, it's great to finally know who all three women in the commercial are.

Thanks to paklausies at Celebtop for finally solving the mystery.

Fango

It's good to finally put a name to the third face.