True stories of your wife acting like a sl*t!
 

I would love to hear what kind of sl*tty things your wife has done!

Quite tame compared to some of the more adventurous girls on here but I’ve always loves hearing about the one night stands my wife had when she was younger. Standard university and single girl in her 20’s behaviour but I love it all the same :)

Little man in the boat
 

I think the sl*ttiest thing she's ever done, something that has endeared her to me forever, was when we were on a boat with a load of friends. Most were naked. But she took it a lot further than that. There were two young men aboard who admitted to limited experience with girls, so she gave them a personal anatomy lesson. Sitting on a deck chair she lifted her legs over the armrests and held her lips open with one hand while using her other hand to show them how to pleasure a woman. She didn't bring herself to an orgasm, but she showed them how much the clit looks like a miniature man in a rowboat.

Plenty of other wonderful sl*tty behaviour, but I'll wait to see if this thread catches on before adding more stories.

I have written about this experience in another topic on this forum but I think it fits in here nicely. Last year my wife and I were on a boat celebrating a friend's birthday. We had been drinking all day and continued into the night. At one point I was so preoccupied talking and flirting with those around me on the back of the boat that I hadn't even noticed my wife wasn't around. Well eventually I had to use the bathroom so I headed down below inside the boat. As I went down the stairs I looked to the bedroom behind the stairs and was met with my beautiful wife, naked on all fours, getting railed doggy style by the birthday boy!! Just like I didn't know this was going on, I'm not sure if his wife knew her husband was balls deep in my wife. It's no biggie to me because I am proud to have married a sl*t but I'm not sure if his wife is as understanding. Either way, all 4 of us have hung out together since then but we don't bring up that night (at least not when his wife is around).

That is one of my favourite things as well she always plays like she can't remember but she can :)

I love that as well, slowly getting more information from them about it !

The other angle of course is knowing that some of the girls I had casual shags with at the same stage are now someone else’s wife !

Orgasm at 60 mph
 

Another habit of hers, that some would call sl*tty, but I love it: in her low-slung coupe she'll drive alongside a trucker long enough to get his attention, then hike her skirt up and finger herself to an orgasm, then pull ahead or drop back. I love watching her do this.

I know she shagged one or two of the actors
 

Picking out one outrageous event is nigh on impossible as I just jumped into her style of life with no apprehension.

Perhaps sex in the wilder grass next to the horse paddocks that was totally unexpected one evening. But then again, the first time we had just a couple of mates in for a nightcap and she came back from the kitchen with an armful of beers topless. I think we all nearly came in our pants. I loved that girl’s style.

I sure didn’t mind seeing her topless in front of other men and seeing the reaction of those who a talk-the-talk about women, but it’s obvious (to me) that they have rarely seen a three-dimensional girl semi naked, especially one whose name isn’t Jpeg.

Yes, that was fucking awesome to be honest.

She’s a sweet lady, a real charm, the type you’d be happy to be seen in public with – but the downside was very harsh as well.

But yes, carrying the beers in, her saying ‘it’s hot tonight’, and me knowing every guy in the room wanted to either (a) whip his cock out and wank (b) or to get his mobile out and video her.

Yes, I knew she was teasing me but what’s not to love.

As I said, there was quite a hope that she’s do it again another weekend and, of course, a few weeks later very similar thng happened but she must have been flying on her ‘meds’ as it was first tits out and then just undies – which, as I recall were darker purple and see-thru - so the guys had no excuse for not knowing she had a light covering of pubic hair.

It was September when she really went to town and made all us guys wank in front of her. If forget who shot the highest, but she sure had one or two of their cocks in her mouth for inspiration and, you know, I just didn’t mind.

I can hear her saying now, ‘just what is it about the scent of freshly ejected cum’. I’m not bi (well we all are a bit), but it was fun watching guys wanking, looking at her nakedness, not believing their luck. They were all single guys, one or two divorced, half a dozen. I bet they all wank off thinking about her now and then.

I just don’t know. I have such a range of emotions about Scandi-Girl as we’ll call her here. The vids of her are great. The charity wet t-shirt is a favorite of mine, well of the ones I have risked showing anywhere public.

But I have literally 100s of pictures and also videos of her which, hands up, I do use for my own masturbation sessions, sometimes mixing a quite graphic video on screen with just nudes / dressed pics of her.

She did used to do a bit of ‘extra’ work in the movies, mostly stand-ins for camera set up days before the stars would arrive and do the actual takes. I know she shagged one or two of the actors, why not and that she also did a couple of body shots for famous English actresses. I live in hope.

Me; it just weirds me out a bit...

My wife once told me this story from when she was newly single and sl*tty in her early thirties. She went on a double date with her best friend and two dudes. The date ended up at their hotel room; and that's when the real party started. Swinging ensued, the two guys took turns on both my wife and her GF, my wife vaguely remembers being eaten out by her friend who was getting plowed at the time, etc...
She thought the story would turn me on; but then I reminded her that she turned me down for a FFM situation. If she's not going to get sl*tty with me I don't need to hear about how she used to be lol!!! :o

So many stories! I'll start with a favourite:


My wifes friends birthday celebration had turned into a late night, which resulted in myself and my wife needing to get an expensive taxi to our hotel.

Some key points which will help you understand my mood in that moment:

1) My wife had made a mistake with the hotel booking, so our hotel was now a 30min drive instead of an 8 minute walk and she didn't realise this until we arrived at the wrong hotel....

2) We had agreed prior that we would be back at the hotel at a decent time so that we could get an early start (we had a 3hr drive to be at a very important meeting for both of us).

3) It was now 2:30am and our plans had gone out of the window. My wife is so drunk that she can't stand up on her own and I'm pissed because we need to be on the road by 9am at the very latest.

4) All this hassle and I don't even like this particular friend that much! :D


So we finally get into a taxi after being turned down by a few who don't want to drive that far. We're sat in the back as the driver heads out of the city center and my wife is insistent on making silly, drunk conversation. I'm tired and I've only had a few beers throughout the evening, so I'm barely even buzzed by this point. I just want to shower and sleep. My wasted wife isn't getting the memo though!

Ok, so now the scene is set for you. Here's what happened next:

Wife: "I know what will cheer you up :D :D :D"

Me: *stares out the window, ignoring her*

Wife: "What if I sucked your dick? Would you be my friend then? :p"

Me: "No. Be quiet. You're embarrassing yourself." (I'd be lying if I said that didn't cause a twitch in my pants though!)

Wife: "Lemme suck it and then you can say no for sure :p"

Me: "Chill out babe. Let's talk when we get back to the hotel. ...... and I'm sure he doesn't want to see my dick in his mirror"

Before she could even reply the driver said "don't mind me... you do what you need to do...".

My wife and I look at each other a bit surprised and confused but her drunkenness evidently took over and she dived headfirst into my lap! She had my cock out in seconds and went crazy on me. It was an incredible blowjob and she performed it like we were in the privacy of our own bedroom.

My wife loves being degraded when she's drunk, so I started saying the things that really bring out her sub side and got her hair wrapped around my fist so that I could fuck her face and control when she came up for air.

9/10 times I would've cum quickly in that scenario. But the combination of me being tired, my zipper continually scraping me and slightly fearing for my life due to the driver not keeping his eyes on the road, kept my load at the "nearly there but not quite" point.

I started to recognise the area we were in and knew we weren't far, so I told my wife we'd better get decent as we were nearly back. She pulled off, seemingly annoyed that I hadn't cum but also understanding (I think she had slightly sobered up at this point too).

The taxi driver definitely killed whatever was left of the moment by spending the last few moments of the journey saying things like "I know somewhere we can go....." and "Do you guys want company tonight?". Like dude.... just enjoy the free show! :confused: