Jokes
 

Jill and Jane sat in the seniors home one evening.

Jill asked Jane: "Do you still get horny?"

"Oh yes," Jane replied, "but I just suck a lifesaver til the feeling passes."

After a pause Jill asked, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Jill and Jane usually cycled home after work. One day they decided to take a different route.

Jill said to Jane, "I've never come this way before."

Jane's response: "Must be the cobblestones."

You tend to come across jokes like these pretty often, though they usually star two nuns. Another in the same vein:

Jill and Jane were flashed by a stranger in the park. Jill immediately had a stroke. Jane tried, but couldn't reach.

Two nuns are in the bath.

Nun1: Where's the soap?

Nun2: Yes, it does rather.

soap is most important in this story

I heard the world's largest Orgy was canceled.

Apparently nobody came.

I learned something new the other day. Historians now believe that the myth of mermaids originated from when sailors would spend long stints at out sea they would resort to fulfilling their sexual desires on aquatic mammals like manatees and dolphins. And see I always thought a red sky at night was a sailor's delight.