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spooled 02-05-2020 04:13 PM

Sex Machine (French Comedy incl ENF)
 
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Sex Machine was a French TV show in the early 80s. It showed music videos interspersed with short, pretty silly comedy skits. Like a fair amount of things back then it occasionally had topless (and very occasionally naked) women in the sketches, so I'll be posting what I have of those in this thread.

I'll start with the best, a sketch called "The New Vikings". It's a spoof film trailer and features vikings attacking the women's showers. Then a short sketch about mountaineering.

spooled 02-05-2020 04:17 PM

Attempted Murder & Soviet Stripper
 
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Another couple of skits. In the first a man & woman are interrupted and he is accused of attempted murder, the joke is a dreadful French pun that I won't explain. In the second the gag is that in Soviet Russia striptease shows are a disaster because the audience just wants the dancer's clothing.

spooled 02-05-2020 04:27 PM

Audience Opinion & Jungle Exploration
 
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The first skit here starts with an old gag about a woman threatening to jump on the news. The first guy bets the second that she will jump, which she does. He then offers to cancel the bet as he says he saw it on an earlier bulletin. The loser says it's fine and that he saw it too, he just didn't think she'd jump twice. Then it switches to a survey of the audience who say they want to see, among other things, more sex and violence, so we end up watching the woman in the window several more times, first in her underwear and then briefly topless.

The woman at the window might be Sophie Favier, I'm not certain. She will definitely turn up later in a few sketches, though.

The second sketch is nonsense in the jungle, featuring a few topless 'natives'.

spooled 02-07-2020 04:36 AM

Machine Gunner & Mickey The Angel
 
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Short clips of someone firing a machine gun, then a daft gag about Mickey the Angel (Michelangelo).

spooled 02-07-2020 04:39 AM

Mother Christmas & Title Sequence
 
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For some reason they think Mother Christmas dances in a see through top, and then we get to watch French actress Pauline Lafont get ready to go out (which was in the title sequence every week, it seems).

spooled 02-07-2020 04:42 AM

Reverse Striptease & Short Clips
 
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Apparently the first reverse striptease on French TV, then a few very short clips I found in a compilation on youtube.

spooled 02-07-2020 04:45 AM

Shower & Silent Film
 
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In the first one there's no real joke involved, there's just a woman having a shower naked in the background. In the second the card at the end says that it's not really a silent film, it's that your antenna is broken.

spooled 02-07-2020 04:52 AM

Sophie Favier
 
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Two sketches with Sophie Favier, a French softcore model and then TV personality. In the first she tries on different sexy underwear whilst also juggling several admirers calling at her flat. In the second she's trying out washing powder.

spooled 02-07-2020 04:55 AM

Skirt Thieves
 
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Final sketch I have, a quick burst of EUF. Two guys accidentally pull off an elegantly dressed woman's skirt.


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