If you're liking the Anime/Manga thread...
 

Folks--

I would have just posted this in the anime/manga thread itself, but seeing as how it's so incredibly long, I was afraid that many people might miss it... and if you like anime/manga ENF, you MUST read this. Not enough people know about it.

You absolutely owe it to yourself to get a copy of MAME. In case you haven't heard of it, MAME stands for Multi-Arcade Machine Emulator, and is a piece of software capable of emulating multiple arcade machines (duh). This means you can use it to play old classics like Donkey Kong and Pac-Man, as they were in the arcades, using the original arcade ROMs. More apropos to the group, it also means that you can play some rather obscure Japanese games, and the Japanese, God bless their perverted little hearts, have made a lot of adult-oriented arcade games. Most of these are variants of strip mahjong, and the current revision of MAME emulates over 150 varieties. Some of them are quite advanced, and feature beautifully animated female opponents. Virtually all of them are extremely embarrassed to strip; they blush and shake and some of them even get tears in their eyes as they slowly disrobe. The only drawback is that they generally only strip topless, thanks to idiosyncrasies of the culture, but it's still incredibly hot.

If you know a little Japanese, it's even better. Even if you don't, you can pick up a lot from tone of voice, and it's great to listen to these anime chicks as they take it off. Mahjong is not a difficult game to learn to play, but if you don't want to bother, there are cheat codes available online. Google "MAME Cheats" to find them.

The ROMs are all copyrighted so I won't post them here. Of course, you should only download the ROMs if you happen to own the arcade board... but who doesn't have a closet full of Japanese arcade PCBs, right? Screenshots of a couple of my favorites below.

The Mahjong games had always frustrated me because of I had no clue had to play, let alone play well enough to win. And there are ALOT of strip Mahjong games.

Some of my fav MAME games-
Pachinko Sexy Reaction
Pachinko is like a psychotic version of pinball. But the girls are cute, and even animated, and its relatively easy to beat! I enlosed a couple of gifs from the series.

The Gals Panic series
You trace boxes over the silhouette of various girls. Each back reveals more of her, usually in some coy state of undress. You get various rewards for how well you do, but on some of the later editions, 100% pays off with a nice little animated scene of the girl shyly stripping. Very tough game, because of the various monsters.

Dancing Eyes
Weird game. Sorta like Gals Panic in 3D, well 3d by 1996 standards. You Navigate this little monkey over a grid on a woman's body. For ever square of the grid you enclose, her close "shatters" away. Destroy her clothes, and you beat the level. NMot every level is a woman, some are just downright weird. No nudity, as far as I know. There are supposed to be some animated sequences, but they dont run properlly with my emulator. Newer versions may have fixed this problem.

The other thing with Japanese games is, they sneak sex and nudity in all over the place. You could be flying a jet fighter, and all of a sudden, TITS! You never know when'll they'll perv up an innocent-seeming game.

Another easy way to find the adult games is to just google "Mame nudity".

Yeah, the games are hard, that's why you cheat your ass off. The "expose" games like the Gals Panic series generally have cheat codes that let you immediately end a level with 100%.

Mahjong is similar to games like gin, where you draw a card/tile each turn and discard a card/tile each turn, trying to make a series of melds. (In this case, with a 14-tile hand, you want to get four melds of three plus a pair.) But you don't really need to worry about that; most of the games have a "get winning hand now" cheat. Just activate it, then press the Z key, which by default is Tsumo/Ron... basically "I win".

More screenies, for people who still aren't convinced.

Hey what are the actual names of these Mahjong games?

Here's a (partial) list I found on Usenet (comments not mine)-

apparel ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
av2mj1 ? (Japanese Mahjong)
bakatono ? (Japanese Mahjong)
bijokkog ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
bijokkoy ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
psailor1 ? (Japanese Mahjong)
psailor2 ? (Japanese Mahjong)
chiller Just plain daft shoot'em up
citylove ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
crystal2 ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
otatidai ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
fantasia Soft Porn Qix style game
galpanic Soft Porn Qix style game
galspnbl Soft Porn Pinball game
gionbana ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
gundealr Strip 3 card brag??
gundeala Strip 3 card brag??
gundealt Strip 3 card brag??
hanaoji ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
hotpinbl Soft Porn Pinball
iemoto ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
imekura Soft Porn Mahjong
lastfero 'Erotic' Mahjong
magix Soft Porn Tetris
bakuhatu ? (Japanese Mahjong0 - Dodgy
bananadr 'Erotic' Mahjong
mjcamera ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
chinmoku ? (Japanese Mahjong)
cmehyou ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
club90s Soft Porn Mahjong
mjegolf 'Erotic' Mahjong
finalbny ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjfocus ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjfocusm ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mgmen89 ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mgakuen 'Erotic' Mahjong
mgakuen2 'Erotic' Mahjong
gal10ren Soft Porn Mahjong
galkaika ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
galkoku ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjgottsu ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
hanamomo ? (Japanese Mahjong)
hyouban ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjlstory 'Erotic' Mahjong
kaguya ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mkeibaou ? (Japanese Mahjong)
koinomp ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjkoiura ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mjlaman ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjnanpaa ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mjnanpas ? (Japanese Mahjong)
ntopstar ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
patimono ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
pstadium ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mjnquest 'Erotic' Mahjong
sailorws ? (Japanese Mahjong)
sailorwr ? (Japanese Mahjong)
msjiken ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mscoutm 'Erotic' Mahjong
mjsikaku ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mjsikakb ? (Japanese Mahjong)
mjuraden 'Erotic' Mahjong
vanilla ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
maiko 'Erotic' Mahjong
mmehyou ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mjanbari ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
pachiten ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
mcontest ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
missw96 Soft porn Qix style gameplay
ngpgal ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
newfant Soft Porn Qix style gameplay
niyanpai ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
peepshow 'Erotic' Mahjong
ojousan 'Erotic' Mahjong
otonano ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
pairs Soft Porn pair matching game
pastelgl ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
peekaboo Unisex Strip Breakout
pipibibs Soft Porn platformer
pipibibi Soft Porn Platformer
plgirls Soft Porn Breakout
plgirls2 Soft Porn Breakout
pcktgal Strip Pool?
pcktgal2 Strip Pool?
pkladies Strip Poker with Pornographic animations
pkladiel Strip Poker with pornographic animations
qmhayaku ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
scandal ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
scandalm ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
secolove ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
seiha ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
sieham ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
shisen 'Erotic' Mahjong
sichuana 'Erotic' Mahjong
sichuan2 'Erotic' Mahjong
splash Strip painting game
marukin ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
streakng Naked Pac-Man (I know there's nothing to see, but you have to
admit they are naked!)
spool3i Strip Pool?
spool3 Strip Pool?
telmahjn ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
tokimbsj ? (Japanese Mahjong) - Dodgy
tokyogal 'Erotic' Mahjong

uballoon Bubble Bobble clone with cut scenes reminiscent of Whoopee.
No nudity, but bizzarely erect cartoon nipples. Beats the hell out of me why
they're there, but if you don't want wolf-whistling pre-pubescent boys you
might choose to lose it.

whoopee Soft Porn Platformer
zerozone Soft Porn Tetris clone

The first four in my first post are from Mahjong Hyper Reaction 2, the second four are from Super Real Mahjong P4. All but the last picture in my second post are from Taisen Mahjong Final Romance R. The last one in my second post, and all the pictures in my third post, are from Super Real Mahjong P7.

I remember that list you found on Usenet, I used it as a checklist long ago :) It's pretty dated by now. The best way to get an exhaustive list is to get a copy of MAME32, which includes built-in categorization. The current build of MAME32 lists 175 games in the Mahjong category. Or if you want to make sure you don't miss out on games like Pachinko Sexy Reaction or Niyanpai, which feature delightful naked anime chicks but aren't mahjong games, pick up a copy of MCM.INI and search for "mature".

mame questions
 

how the hell does this thing work? I downloaded the source code from mame.com but how do I make it work.

For starters, don't download the source code. Compiling it is a pain, and binaries exist for most platforms. If you're new to MAME and you're running Windows, your best bet is to pick up MAME32, which has a nice GUI and is easy to use.

After you do that, you'll need some ROMs. Now, all of the ROMs are copyrighted, so before you do anything wrong, halt, because it's illegal to have binaries for emulators like mame if you don't have a license. 'Nuff said, I hope. Put any (perfectly legal) ROMs you get in the directory \roms off the root of your MAME installation, launch MAME32, and double-click the game.

You'll probably also want a cheat file. There's a good one available here; just save it in the root of your MAME installation and make sure you select the checkbox in MAME32 under Options/Default Game Options/Miscellaneous/Enable game cheats.

Another Video Game ENF
 

Hey,

Sorry for the distinct lack of screenshots, but wanted to give a heads-up to any DS owners out there. In the game "Elite Beat Agents," (an excellent EXCELLENT game regardless of ENF content), there's a small covered-nudity scene that I thought worthy of mention.

In the game, you tap out the beats to various pop songs which, in some way, helps a team of men in black assist people in need. In one of the wackier iterations, you help a anime-babe-styled anti-biotic (named "Cap White) fight against a number of viruses so that an Olympic athlete can be healthy the next day. After each part of the song, a little cinema plays to show whether you did good or bad. After the first part of the song, if you do good, it shows Cap knocking down the virus with a syringe of medicine. However, if you do poorly, she accidentally cuts her uniform off with it, comically screaming and holding herself, in a great little hidden nudity scene.

It's not much, but by the fact that it's in an already great game and totally came out of nowhere (especially in a T-rated game) made me think I should mention it.

Again, no screenshot, unfortuneately, but I found some fan art that sums up the scene rather nicely...