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Retired Person's Perspective
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. |
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2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
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3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably very unhappy.
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4. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
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5. I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom
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6. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
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7. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
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8. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, what's your plan?
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9. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege
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Old age is not as bad as I thought. It's a good feeling just to wake up in the morning.
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