Isn't Girl-Watching Fun?
 

(The board doesn't really have a section for stories or anecdotes. This is closest that any forum comes, so I'll post this here.)

I was at the museum today to see a fairly famous and well-received exhibit about the human body (*irony alert*). About halfway through the exhibit, I saw a very pretty girl, exactly my type of girl in fact. She was about 18 years old, perfectly proportioned in every way, had that knee-weakening type of red hair (Not too dark-red, not too light-orange. Just the right mixture of orange and red to be perfect.), and that pale white skin that doesn't look like a deathly palor, but instead like pure ivory. She didn't have freckles, but she didn't need them. And she was wearing a green horizontal-striped shirt and blue jeans. Don't ask me why, but the combination of a green horizontal-striped shirt and blue jeans just absolutely drives me wild. Weird, but what the heck...

I kind of followed her with my eyes while I was also looking at the displays, and a few times I "coincidentally" ended up at the same displays as her. ;) She seemed to take her time looking at the displays and I went at my own quicker pace, finishing up well before she did. I decided to take a sitting break before leaving the exhibit, and just stared into space. I noticed shortly thereafter that the girl had walked back into my line of sight and was now investigating a display about 2.5 meters or so in front of me. She knelt down to look at the display in greater detail, inadvertantly causing her jeans to lower a few inches, exposing her butt crack. Isn't it nice when you notice a pretty girl and then, just as it's time to leave and you know you'll never see her again, you get rewarded with a little something extra? :) And it was quite a nice butt crack too, I might add, just as pretty as the rest of her. It was just about at that moment that I wished I had brought a video camera with me, both so I could preserve the image and share it with everyone here. But cameras weren't allowed in the exhibit anyway, so I guess the moment will be lost in time and memory forever.

Reveling in a woman's beauty is one of the greatest joys we have in life. A woman's beauty is incomparable to any art created by man. The juxtaposition of learning about the human body in a scientific and wholly fascinating way while seeing and appreciating the beauty of a very beautiful girl at the same time was a wonderful experience, and one that I will remember for a long time to come.

Isn't girl-watching fun?

Fango

Oh, I should clarify before anyone gets weirded out, that I'm not a creepy stalker person. I just enjoy looking at pretty girls. Not in their windows (though I do download the occasional voyeur vid), but in public.

edit: Oh, and I don't stare at them wild-eyed and masturbate, neither! I just look at them. And occasionally post overly-wordy posts on adult message boards about them. So get your mind out of the gutter, bud! :)

Fango

Uh huh, uh huh. Keep denying fango. ;)

I liked your story, but your second post was pretty damned funny.

Thanks fango.